"Gringo Masks" For Sale To Illegal Aliens in Florida

Now I think this is funny as Hell, but in truth if this had been the other way around, the "Bigot Police" would have rectally excreting kittens and demanding Federal investigations.

You know it's true....

If you are looking for a way to beat Arizona's new immigration law, look no further than Miami's new Gringo Masks.

The new product, brainchild of Miami advertising agency Zubi Advertising, guarantees the cops won't be stopping you or your loved ones after you put your best white face forward.

The product is simple. Choose from a cut out of a blue-eyed, sandy hair-colored white guy or a green-eyed, blond haired white woman.

Cut the face to fit yours. Poke out the eyes. And presto! You don't look like a "suspicious, potentially illegal" alien. Rubber band or green card not included.