Peering into the future I see:
Tipper Gore coming out as a closet Tea Party Conservative who develops a webpage called “Right On The Tipper”. She claims to be the one who gave the idea to Arianna. This occurs shortly after a scientist from Anglican University outs ALGORE as a "climosexual" – who is only able to experience arousal with another male member (!) of the Climategate community. This previously unknown consort of ALGORE states in his press release:
“…The hockey stick was always a scientific fact, inasmuch as it represents the personal profile of ALGORE when aroused by another man, or a new government grant boosting his checking account…”
And in a related story, we learn that Tipper Gore actually is secretly in love with Rush Limbaugh, and in fact has a marital aide shaped exactly like the "Golden EIB microphone".
It's a gift I have folks - one granted me by my long time mentor, Karnac the Magnificent...