"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help" - Ronald Reagan
At least it's not in flight....
There are a lot of things one can do with a shoe. Like kick someone in the ass or open a bottle of wine or hide one's valuables in when one's had too much to drink and has to spend the night at a friend's house on the couch. Not that I've ever had to do that. ;)thatmrgguy