Paul McCartney -- like so many of the glitterati --asks us to go easy on The Pantload:
“I’m a big fan, he’s a great guy. So lay off him, he’s doing great,” the British songsmith said on Tuesday, ABC News reported.
Easy for him to say, of course, living across the pond in a socialist paradise with his millions and millions of dollars. But things aren't quite the same if you're an indentured wage-slave, watching your savings evaporate, jobs vaporize, and having every vestige of your worth and beuing nibbled at by the unions, lying politicians, and corrupt, uncaring government.
I, on the other hand, thought to use my typically quiet and understated way (natch) of sending a dissenting opinion to Mr. McCartney. So, I wrote a song - I hope you like it!
(Sung to Lady Madonna)
Mr. McCartney
Reporters at your feet
We wonder how you manage
To sound like a geek.
You've got tons of money
A republican you ain't
Did you think the vegan lifestyle
Made you a saint?
You're a fan, you say you love Obama
"Lay off him now, he's doin' great" you say
But in the States, we think the guy's a moron
From problems, he does run....
Mr. McCartney
As a songman you're the best
But we'd like you so much more
if you'd shut up about the rest..
LTB:
ReplyDeleteAs I said: Quit your day job!
You are an accomplished lyricist; in my humble estimation far better than old Paul ever was!
~TWP
Waiting on the album...
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I think those lyrics suit him best.And I see you share a disdain for a certain elitist, past-his-freshness-date, hippie douche nozzle who can't keep his cakehole shut.
ReplyDeleteI found some of his old friends.
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