From the Detroit Free Press: A Michigan teacher was attending a Jobbie Nooner party gave a simulated b.j. to a mannequin, somebody photographed her doing it, and it was posted on-line. Sorry, folks, I do not have pictures of the event so you will have to use your imagination. But what exactly is a "Jobbie Nooner party" and can I volunteer to be the mannequin? I'm torn here.
While I encourage all ladies to practice the fine art, and I would not fire her under the circumstances, I firmly support schools' right to force their teachers to live up to certain standards. As long as the standards are enunciated ahead of time, the schools should be able to have standards and to enforce them. Football teams have morals clauses, why not school teachers. If you don't like it, don't be a teacher. She could come work for me as a paralegal. [Oh no I did not just write that!]
And what the heck is a Jobbie Nooner party?