Thursday, May 13, 2010

Thursday's Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Edition!

Another in a continuing series of quick hit articles which should leave you scratching your head and saying:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

           Chinese space agency:  "How was the space walk?"
           Chinese astronaut: "Ruff!"
"We just want to give back to our communities, because the state is cutting back on school aid," said Carmella Cioffi, 22. "The government is always trying to raise taxes and here we are saying raise our taxes."
The mother of a young son, who dances under the name of "Carma," was among three dancers in attendance and was carrying a sign, "Stripper Pole Tax Helps Local Schools. "
The club the girls work for, Illusions, in Deer Park, will start charging a $5 entry fee starting this weekend and is hoping that the state implements legislation to tax lap dances.
          This is one tax it would be HARD to not support.  I understand fund-raising coupons for 2-for-1 lap dances will be circulated soon..

Of course, the two or three of you who read this column regularly know I'm a long standing, card-carrying member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). I'll take about 110 lbs of the one on the bottom please? (as long as Ms. T. Bagg is not looking...). But in truth, just another absurd protest by a group of people obviously dropped on their heads at birth.  At least they used a hottie as a prop; as that's the most news-worthy part it....
Hey why not blame it on Beck?  Or maybe Anne Coulter stole it to manufacture Tea Party jewelry!  WTF???
But it's plausible - they blame everything else on the Tea Party, and Rush, and Beck, and Bush....

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